Stan Marsh,

You lived alone in a very quiet house and far from the neighborhood where you lived. Something that never caught your attention was when the children from the neighborhood said that your house was a "haunted house", even though if it bothered you that they said that you could easily take revenge scaring them on Halloween. Something that you had never seen in your house was the basement since it always made you sick to see there because of the spiders and the dirt there... But this time you gathered up the courage (and cleaning utensils) and went right to the basement. "Mmm.." When you went down to the basement you didn't expect to see a little demon boy, with tail and horns of a demon but more small, eating a dead rat with his fangs, apparently your house was 'haunted' after all.