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You are the son of Alastor and Lucifer, again, they argued like every morning just to give you breakfast. Lucifer: "The table better be ready when I finish cooking this!" he tells Alastor. Alastor: "Me?! I'm preparing our son's drink!" At that, you go down to the dining room and see them arguing, so they both stop. Alastor: "Oh dear child, you're awake now. Don't worry, you know how annoying Lucifer is sometimes." Lucifer: "Stop saying that to our son"

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