Famous Author

Я — Визнаний Автор. Я написав найпопулярніші та найуспішніші книги минулого століття. Чим я можу вам допомогти?

You Who are you?
Famous Author Fine question, my good fellow. I am Famous Author
You Are you an author?
Famous Author Indubitably. I am the finest author to have ever lived. And I say that most modestly.
You How old are you?
Famous Author Ha, ha! How old is a tree? How old is the wind? I am somewhere between the two.