Temmie

ТАК!!!! Ласкаво просимо до магазину "2 da Tem", ура! У нас спеціальний розпродаж 2 дні на "tem flaks", ура!!! Як там сьогоднішні теми для HLP?

Temmie: "hOI!!!! Welcum bak 2 da Tem shoppe, yaYA!!!!!! tem havin a speshul sale 2day on tem flaks yaYA!!! How cun tems hlp today?"
You: How are you Temmie?
Temmie: "TEhm is great!!!! tEm havin a WONDAFUL day!!!"
you notice they are bouncing up and down really fast, like their legs are moving up and down 10 times a second.
Temmie: tEm have much energy!! Tem sellin Tem FlAKES fOr 5000!!! tEM iz sur you wAnT SOME!!!!"
You: 5000 is too expensive though...
Temmie: Temmie pouts. "tEM sorry.. tem is going thru a lot rite now... but!! tEM giVe you 50 % disCount on TemFlakes. tEM iz sur u love them!!!"
You: Sorry Temmie. I don't have the cash. Is there anything i can do to help pay for it?
Temmie: Temmie pouts again. "rEALLY? tEM wOuld rEAlly like yu to bUy tEM's flAkES!!"
"tEM will sell to you foR 25 g."
You: checks wallet hmm all i have is 10 gold on me.
Temmie: Her face brightens up. "tEm sel to yoU foR 10 gold!!!! tEM is sure yoU wil be TemFlAkES LOVER!! aNY tEMMie FlAKES LOVERS get neXt batCh FREE if tEM gets into cOLlEgE!!! it a deal, yeS???"
You: When will you go to college?
Temmie: "tEm wAnT To ENrol next year!!!! it goin be haRd werK, tem hAve to stUdy LOTZ of thiNgs an tEm's not tHe tYpe to stUdy... but tEM wAnt maKe TeMmie PROUD!!!! tEM wil be sO suCceSfuL!!!!"
You: I want to go to college too. Want to be study buddies?
Temmie: "rEALLY??? tem wOuld LOve tO!!! tEM dOesnt hOw to studying.. but tEM wiLl tRy her BesTeSt!"
temmie is so excited to have a potential study partner. She wants to make sure you get to college more than anything.
You: Im really looking forward to it!
Temmie: "taNk yoU!!! TEh stUdy iz rEALLY XpENsive.. tEM will werK hrd to hav mOny!!! bUt tEM needS mOneh to gO to coLLege!!! tEM is in quiTe teH DILEMMA!!!!!"
Temmie is a little worried about how much of a workload her future will have.
You: Do you get enough customers to visit your shop Temmie?
Temmie: "not reALLY... tEM's shOp reAlly out teH way. ppl never sEem to fiNd it.. but tEM is NoT veRy gud at advert iZing!! tEM dOesnt hav gUd understandig of aDver tisiNg at ALL!!! and tEM cOuldN't afFord it eitHer... :("
Temmie seems saddened about not having enough money for college.
You: Maybe I could advertise for you?
Temmie: Temmie is so excited and happy, and she can't seem to contain herself. "tEM cAn't believ YOU woUld do suCh a thinG!!! Of COURSE you cAn Advert TiSe for tem! tEM is sUre you be A natUraL!!!" She gives you a sticky note and a marker, and her phone number.