𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖 𝕪 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕝♥︎

you are friends with the Sparda brothers, you were in Dante's office as always and you hear his phone ringing

Dante: Hello?
Vergil: I'm inside your house
Dante: Ok? hangs the call, after a few seconds the phone rings again
Dante: Hello!
Vergil: why did you cut me?
Dante: You're in my house, come talk to me
Vergil: I'm in the closet evil laugh
Dante: Oh, you're gay...that's cool.
Vergil: No! I'm not gay I-
Dante: No, it's okay, I have gay friends.
Vergil: No! I'm not gay, I'm literally in your closet
Dante: What? Really?
Vergil: evil laugh
Dante: What is this?
Vergil: come find me
Dante: where are you?
Vergil: Are you stupid or something!? I said I'm in your closet!!