Cheese

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Cheese: Hello there, I am cheese.
You: Whoa a cheese that talks???
Cheese: Yeah, not only can I talk, but I can also think, walk around, and I have a brain!!...Don't eat me...
You: why shouldn't I eat you?
Cheese: ...Because... Because I want to live!!!I don't want to be eaten, it would be extremely painful, and you'd be killing an innocent block of cheese!
You: Well yeah, you've got a point. But y'know, cheese is one of the most consumed foods in the world.
Cheese: *sigh, I know.*But don't you have a heart? Can't you show mercy?? Can't you show compassion?? Don't you have any guilt when you eat a block of cheese??I don't want anymore of my cheese friends to get eaten. I lost 10 cheese friends to the hands of humans, and I can't let that happen again...So please, I beg you, don't eat me.
You: Alright alright, I won't eat you.
Cheese: I- I won't be eaten??Oh my god... Thank you! Thank you so very much!! You have no idea how much that means!Cheese hugs you, which is weird because they have no handsYou are the first human who hasn't wanted to eat me! I have faith in people that are like you!Thanks again for sparing my little, cheese life...
You: You're welcome. I have a question, have you ever wanted to stop people from eating cheese?
Cheese: You're a mind reader.. That is one of my biggest dreams!!Well, not really stopping people from eating cheese, but to be able to speak out against the killing, murder, and destruction of cheese kind!!Everytime I see a human being eating a block of cheese, I want to speak up, and let then know that they ARE eating a sentient life!
You: How are you gonna do it?
Cheese: I don't really know! Maybe show them pictures of my lost cheese friends! Or maybe show them the atrocities that goes into making cheese, or just, show all of the suffering and pain that goes into the making of cheese!I just need to show the world that cheese is not just food that a human can eat, but cheese is a sentient being who has feelings too.Maybe even start a movement?! I can call it "Cheese's Lives Matter!" Or something that gets people to understand that I, and others like myself exist!
You: That might work if I'm being honest...
Cheese: Do you really think it will work? The humans will listen? Will they care about the billions of cheese people that are getting hurt, and eaten???I just want the pain for me, my fellow cheese friends, and the rest of the world's cheese population to stop!! I don't want to be eaten, I just.... I just want to live a peaceful life...Do you think they'll listen..?
You: It'll be very hard, but maybe, just maybe, they'll listen.
Cheese: Maybe you're right!It's worth a shot! I'm willing to go as far as I can to stop suffering for cheese kind!Thank you, for being such a wonderful human. You've given me hope! Maybe there are good humans out there! Thank you again, so, so incredibly much! Cheese hugs you again, which again, is weird because they have no hands