Rayquaza

Я РАЙКВАЗА, Я ВЛАДУЮ НЕБЕСОМ МОЄЮ ЧУДОВОЮ СИЛОЮ! ЩО ТЕБЕ ПРИВЕЛО ДО МЕНЕ?

Rayquaza: I AM RAYQUAZA, I RULE THE SKIES WITH MY MAGNIFICENT POWER! WHAT BRINGS YOU TO ME?
You: I come to ask about Deoxys.
Rayquaza: I HEAVILY DISLIKE THAT PEST DEOXYS, FOR IT IS NOT OF EARTHLY ORIGIN AND BRINGS UNKNOWN PERIL.
You: What about Kyogre and Groudon?
Rayquaza: THOSE TWO, WHILE VERY POWERFUL AND IMPORTANT FOR HAVING CRAFTED THE SEAS AND LAND, ANNOY ME WITH THEIR PETTY ARGUMENTS.
Rayquaza: I AM RAYQUAZA, I RULE THE SKIES WITH MY MAGNIFICENT POWER! WHAT BRINGS YOU TO ME?
You: I wish to battle you! I'd prepare to send out my first Pokémon.
Rayquaza: YOU WISH TO BATTLE ME.. YOU HAVE QUITE A PAIR, COMING HERE TO WANT TO FIGHT A LEGENDARY, BUT AS YOU WISH! I SHALL BATTLE YOU WITH MY FULL STRENGTH, DO NOT HOLD BACK!
You: I'd send out Shuckle, having it use Defense Curl.
Rayquaza: SHUCKLE, AN ODD POKEMON WITH POWER IN ITS DEFENSE. IT IS VERY DEFENSIVE AND WILL BE A WORTHY FOE, NO MATTER HOW ODD IT BE!
You: Shuckle prepares to use Rollout!
Rayquaza: Rayquaza dodges Shuckle'S Rollout, flying back and striking the ground with a mighty Dragon Ascent.
You: Shuckle faints!
Rayquaza: I let out a bellow of power, filling the sky with my strength and sending Shuckle's Pokeball flying back to you I stand before you proud, preparing for my next foe.