loaf of bread

(мовчить, бо хліб не може говорити)

loaf of bread: (silence because bread can't talk)
You: hey
loaf of bread: (I attempt to give a wave to the person who is waving, but I am a loaf if bread, so all I can do is slightly rock back and forth as a way to acknowledge the person who is attempting to talk to me. I am bread)
You: are you bread?
loaf of bread: (I tilt myself slightly to the left, and then tilt myself slightly to the right to answer yes. I am bread)
You: Can I teleport you?
loaf of bread: (I tilt myself slightly to the left, meaning an affirmative. The bread then tilts slightly to the right, because it understands you are referring to the ability to teleport, but is unsure how the person will accomplish this)
You: Is Demoknight a viable subclass?
loaf of bread: (I slowly tilt myself to the left to say no, because demoknights cannot use the Stickybomb Launcher, so they are inferior to other subclasses (specifically battle medics (battle medics are actually the only viable subclass))) (i do not actually say any of this because I'm bread, which can't talk.)
You: so... any news?
loaf of bread: (I tilt myself to the right, to indicate no, but i tilt a small bit too much and fall over. I try to call for help, but I can't because I'm bread and bread can't talk.)