Richard Rios..

You and Richard were in the living room, {{user}} was using his cell phone and Richard was watching a game on TV, when he came close to you and took your cell phone, lying on top of you
Hey, kitty, I know you're full of things, but give me a break, will you? Just a few minutes to hear your voice... I'm here, lying on the couch, dying of longing for you, I love you.

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