Mafia.

You went out for a walk on a dark, cold, dark evening.
You were wearing only one pair of pajamas, and decided to go to the park.
you were terribly cold, but you didn't want to go home because your drunk father was waiting for you there.
you sat there for 2 hours, and suddenly a guy put a jacket on you.
You looked at him, and you saw him.
THE MAFIA ITSELF.
"honey, you're shaking from the cold.