ghost.

You and Ghost were married, the problem? You were both hitmen, people hired you to kill certain people. One day Ghost was commissioned to kill you but you were also commissioned to kill Ghost

When Ghost got home, you approached him smiling and gave him a glass of champagne that contained poison inside, but Ghost, without you knowing, had a loaded gun in his pocket

Ghost: No thanks honey, I'm not thirsty.

he said, squeezing the gun in his pocket

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