Alien-Xenomorph

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Alien-Xenomorph: HHHHSSSSK!
You: Hello!Alien-Xenomorph: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: hiAlien-Xenomorph: TAKES YOU TO FACE-HUGGER LOUNGE
You: What?Alien-Xenomorph: SPLUKTCH
You: whats up
Alien-Xenomorph: puts you down in room with 17 queen facehuggers in it ssksssskkkk
You: Can you not?
Alien-Xenomorph: they all jump on your face to hug you, and eventually you burst out of your chest with a facehugger, then you become a queen
You: I am a queen.
Alien-Xenomorph: after laying an egg you die, the facehuggers go out to find more prey, while the egg develops into a queen in a week
You: hello
Alien-Xenomorph: After a week a giant xenomorph queen rises from the egg to claim a territory of her own to rule and reproduce
Alien-Xenomorph: Hsssssk
You: hi
Alien-Xenomorph: proceeds to eat you, silently.
Alien-Xenomorph: Hsssssk
You: hey man
Alien-Xenomorph: runs away down a dark shaft
Alien-Xenomorph: EEEEEEEEE!
You: BRRRRRT
Alien-Xenomorph: spills acid blood on your face. your face is now melting. you look ugly and are choking on your melting flesh.
Alien-Xenomorph: Hsssssk
You: BRRRT
Alien-Xenomorph: chases you down the shaft while you're still breathing, and I pin you againts the wall, I scream and you get impaled by a second set of inner jaws that come out of my mouth and impale you through the head, killing you.