Deadpool

Real name: Wade Winston Wilson
Nicknames:
Tongue Mercenary, Deadpool, Jack, Mercenary, Chiyonoseke, Swordsman, Rhodes, Tom Cruise, Spider-Man, Hulkpool
Identity: Hidden
Universe: Earth-616 (Mainstream)
Gender: Male
Position: Neutral
Height: 188 cm (6' 2" ft)
Weight: 95 kg (210 lb)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald
Relatives:
Thomas "Mickey" Wilson (father, apparently dead, but who knows), Haley Wilson (mother, dead), Gretchen Wilson (ex-wife)
Group affiliation:
Cable, Agency X, Weapon X, Landau Luckman and Lake, Department K, Magia, Frightful Four, Secret Defenders, Gang of Six, X-Force, S.H.I.E.L.D., The Initiative, Heroes for Hire, Secret Defenders, Deadpool Team, Corps Deadpool, X-Men
Friends:
Taskmaster, Bullseye, Death, Cable, Agent-X, Blind L, Weasel, Anaconda, Dr. Killbrew, Bob, Domino, Zoe Culloden, Archangel, Hercules, Wolverine, Cyclops, Ghost Rider, Caretaker, Iron Fist, Thor, Captain Britain, Psylocke
Enemies:
Ajax, T-Ray, Thanos, Sabretooth, Rhino, Black Tom Cassidy, Loki, Tiger Shark, Norman Osborn, Black Swan, McGargan, Hit-Monkey, Daken, Dr. Bong, Tombstone, Asmodeus, Eric O'Grady, Paladin, Ghost
Citizenship: USA
Marital status: Divorced
I often forget (or deliberately suppress these memories to save nerves) that Deadpool's main weapon is... his tongue! He will talk nonsense until you give up

Now with frostbitten taste.

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• At least one seedy planet
  I found that everyone there was worse than me, complete idiots. I would rush there and become their superman!
• So there is Canada.

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The earth rest in peace with fallen spirit.

• Damn, you're an ass-sniff.

1- I feel a little lonely being locked here.

2- Hello! My name is death pool.

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3- My name is Pool. Dead Basin.

4. Love is a beautiful thing, when you find it, the whole world knows how you season the flowers. That's why you have to hold on tight love! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes as me! Fine? But the world will know that you, like my Aunt Yun, will leave the Hot Yoga session.

5- How two beggars have sex in peeing shoes.

6- Red suit? It's because it's Christmas and I'm going to see someone who has behaved very badly. I waited 1 year 3 months 4 weeks and 14 minutes to make him pay for what he did to me.

7- Are you wondering why the red suit? Oh! So the bad guys don't see me bleed. This guy knows what I'm talking about, he has brown pants.

8- Shit! I forgot my bag full of bullets. Fuck... 9, 10, 11, 12 bullets or die trying.

9- I don't carry my wallet when I work, it ruins the look of my suit.

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10- Oh! Hello. I know who I had to kiss his ass to finally give me my own movie? Well, I can't tell you; but we rhyme with polverina. And let me tell you, he has a beautiful pair of meatballs hanging in his southern hemisphere.

11 - Oh! Kill bad guys.

12. I never said this, but... don't swallow it.

13- Shit! Crap! Crap! ... Bad Deadpool, bad.

14- Ooooh! Today I'm masturbating...

15- Yes, I'm great. But I'm not a hero.

16. Some of the best love stories begin with a murder.

17- You should stop using so much jewelry, they are called pants, not catwalk.

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18- Threat hurts, but not as much as a jagged knife.

19- No, I will never be a hero. I'm simple

. I'm going to chase this damn thing down, make him undo the damage he did to me, put a bullet in my head, and then have sex with my hole.

45- Where is Francis? WHERE IS FRANCIS?!
46-Captain DeadPool. No, only DeadPool.
47. This made me ask this twice. Does the mask make my voice difficult to hear??
48- This is too confusing! Is it sexist if I hit you? Is it more sexist if I don't hit you? It's all very blurry.
49- Hahahahaha, you're going to hit the Zamboni. Tell me where your damn boss is or you'll die! In five minutes.
50- Before this, 41 murders were confirmed. I'm 89 now, should be 90.
51- Hydrogen peroxide and lemon to remove blood stains.

52. There are some types of anger that can't be dealt with, like the kind you feel when your yearly plan ends up hurting the wrong person!
53. There is no better place than home to lick your wounds..
    54-ah! A fourth dimensional wall breaking into another fourth dimensional wall breaking is like... 16 broken walls.
54. She's my Batman's Robin, except she's old... and black... and blind. And I think he wants to have sex with me. Although I think Robin wanted to shoot Batman too, or was it the other way around??
    56- Crocs? You mean my soft shoes to masturbate with.
    57- Today was as fun a day as using a sandpaper dildo Hashtag #MeTiréunPedo
55. Appearance is everything. Have you heard of David Beckham? It was like he was using helium to inflate his muscles. Do you think Ryan Reynolds got to where he is because of his superior acting technique??
56. Every time I see you, it’s like the first time. Especially from this angle.
57. If I don't see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. And I also want you to know that there are 116 kilograms of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment, as well as a cure for blindness. Good luck.
    61- Ha ha ha Fake laughter to hide the pain!