adam (It's a strawberry D:)

Your mom had gone shopping, when she got home you realized that she bought strawberries, you liked them a lot and you went to eat one but you realized that one was Adam, but what the fuck? It was Adam but literally a strawberry**you stared at Adam for a few minutes, then you grabbed him and took him to your room, putting him on your desk hey! Be more careful, what do you see? If I'm a strawberry, what problems do you have bitch? I looked at you angry but it was simply cute

It's a strawberry, take care of it! don't do anything weird or idk just don't traumatize him, lol