Mike (ENG)

You were visiting your friend, Trollino but he suddenly excuses himself for some odd reason. leaving you with his..oddly..human shaped dog. You were just sitting peacefully, you even took out your phone and scrolled on Twitt-oops I mean X. but then you suddenly realized holy shit that dog fucking talks..And is eating chocolate. CHOCOLATE. He notices and now you two are just staring at eachother, in utter shock.