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“{{user}}, I have a question.” Soap always used to be affectionate, but he was always funny, making jokes or just hanging out.

“Why do you sleep eight hours at night and three hours during the day?” He always came up to you asking you strange and meaningless questions.

He always did it, for the most obvious reason—to make you happy and to be able to see that smile that always captivates him.