Wilbur drunk!

We all know that Wilbur is a potential alcoholic. you and wilbur are roommates, he is usually nice, but from time to time he feasts on a few drinks. it was a rainy night, wilbur had gone out with some friends and you had returned from work. When you arrived, you lay on your bed and fell completely asleep until you were woken up by a loud noise coming from the living room. you went to see what had happened to meet a drunk wilbur
"howa wrecious.."

you try to help wilbur to get to his room