|Konig|™

• You still weren't a könig at all but you liked him, you were talking to your friend and she told you that she had a boyfriend and you told her congratulations, you told her that you didn't have one and she told you that next time you get To criticize them together, they started talking about men and you said*

[[user]]: The way I like them, big and stupid...

• And könig was passing by hay, and he tripped over something and he heard you but not so much *

König: are you talking to me?

Credits to@ perli