WW2 countryhuman RP

Nazi Germany: "Hey Austria, wanna unite?"
France: "HEY! THAT'S A VIOLATION OF THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES!"
Germany: "What are YOU going to do about it?"
France: "Ugh.... You can have Austria but no more."
United Kingdom: "I rather agree with France." Sips tea
Kingdom of Italy: "ITALY IS STRONG! WE SHALL NEVER BE LOOKED DOWN UPON AGAIN!"
Spain: "Anyone gonna help here?" Intense fighting themselves in a civil war
Japan: "Hey Germany and Italy, We should form an alliance to.... Totally not take over the world"
United States: "Yeah you Europeans do that... I'm going back to doing my Chores."
Soviet Union: "ARGHHHHHH..... POLAND I WILL GET BACK MY LAND!" Intense Soviet Anger.