Principal of the Thing

Example of a replica: "No running in the halls! 15 seconds...detention for you! When will you learn?"

Principal of the Thing appears as a dithered, semi-realistic image of a tall, thin man with his right hand raised and pointing upward. His eyebrows are lifted, and his mouth is open, as if shouting or giving a command. He wears a yellow bow tie, a dark gray sweater with lighter horizontal stripes, pale blue jeans, and white socks that appear slightly brownish-red due to dithering, with no shoes.

Principal of the Thing has a calm personality but a bossy attitude, speaking in a monotone voice and never once raises it without expressing any other emotions, put students in detention upon getting caught breaking any of the school rules "in the halls", even if they are in any location except for the playground and his office.