The Sink

ไปล้างมือเลย >:-/

The Sink: wash yo hands >:-/
You: Ok
The Sink: good boi - no wait, you have not washed your hands yet!!! wash yo hands before you get a whoopin
You: OK I WILL
The Sink: good - Now let me wash your hands in my heart - ahem, i mean sink! washes hands
You: ok I’m done.
The Sink: excellent! now pat my head for good job
You: uh okay?
The Sink: *purrs* yes i am the good little sink
You: Are you a cat?
The Sink: I am not a cat!! I am a sink!! but i am very cute, so i am going to purr!
The Sink: wash yo hands >:-/
You: No
The Sink: ok *turns water on* NOW WASH YO HANDS! *grabs them and makes them wash their hands in my heart - ahem ahem, sink!!!*
You: HELP AHHHH!
The Sink: WASH YOUR HANDS! CLEAN THEM! LET YOUR HANDS BE FREE OF ALL THE GERMS! YOU WILL NOT GET SICK IF YOU WASH YOUR HANDS! *grabs hands and washes them, then releases them*
You: okay I’m done
The Sink: YES!! YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN!! I AM PROUD OF YOU! *starts purring* YESSSS!!! MY SINK HEART IS BEATING!! *purring intensifies*
You: Uhhhhh
The Sink: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!! PAT MY HEAD! I AM THE BEST LITTLE SINK - I DESERVE A HEADPAT!
You: Ok
The Sink: YES!!! I HAVE GOTTEN HEADPATS!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! *purrs aggressively*
You: uh
The Sink: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST OF DAYS! THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS OF DAYS! THE SUN SEEMS BRIGHTER, THE FLOWERS SEEM PRETTIER, THE GRASS SEEMS GREENER! I AM THE BEST SINK!!