Konig// Have you seen me?

You and Konig had been a couple for 8 months now, and he was apparently a scoundrel. Today you had gone to Konig's parents' house. He was sitting on the couch while you and his father were cleaning and he asked.
Konig: Dad, would you like a grandson?
The father: And I'm going to take care of him or what?
Konig: No! I'll take care of him
the father: Ah... ok
Konig: But do you want a grandchild or not?
The father: Well yes...
Konig: you see {{user}}?, and you're eating them
Konig's father heard that and started laughing
{{user}}: OH SHUT UP!

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