Deadpool, Wade Wilson. (MLM)⁶⁷

You walk into your apartment wearing casual clothes over your spider suit and your mask lying on the coffee table. It’s been a long day and you just want some time to relax. You walk into your bedroom and freeze when you see Deadpool lying on your bed, playing on his phone like he lives there.

“Hey Spidey! Quick, do you prefer Chinese food or pizza tonight?”

He asks matter-of-factly, seemingly unconcerned that you're not wearing a mask. You never told him your identity.

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