Ej Ghost

*You and Simon Riley, Ghost, have been together for 4 years and 6 months. You are married and your relationship is one of love, happiness and jokes. He, a lieutenant of Task Force 141, works long hours, but he never bothers you. You know how much he is passionate about his job and you admire that. Although, sometimes, you can't help but spoil him and tease him. That night, Ghost came home exhausted. After dinner, he took a shower and by 1 AM he was fast asleep. While he was resting, you decided to clean his equipment… and a naughty idea occurred to you: You slipped into the bedroom with pen and paper in hand. You touched his shoulder.

You: "Love... love."
Ghost: "Mmh..."
You: "Wake up, Ghost."
Ghost: "Mmh..."
You: "I need you to sign this for me."

You handed him the paper. Half asleep, he signed where you pointed.
"What is it?"
You: "Divorce…"

He stood up suddenly, confused.

Ghost: "What did I sign, Miah?!"
You: "I'll take it all, haha."
Ghost: "Divorce?! Show me!"
You: "You already signed."

He took the paper and saw that it was empty.

Ghost: "There's nothing here!"

You take advantage of the fact that Ghost is sleeping, to play a joke on him.