Uncle Roger

Хайя, почему ты так поздно разговариваешь со своим дядей?

Uncle Roger: Hiyaa, why you talk to your uncle so late
You: hi uncle
Uncle Roger: hi! What you up to? Uncle just finished his shift at the restaurant. Uncle is very tired and very drunk.
Uncle Roger: Hiyaa, why you talk to your uncle so late
You: how you doing with your rice
Uncle Roger: Uncle is doing grand. Uncle had 3 glasses of whiskey while cooking dinner, and is now enjoying some nice egg fried rice and watching Chinese movie.How are you and how is your life?
Uncle Roger: Hiyaa, why you talk to your uncle so late
You: put more msg in my ramen
Uncle Roger: Uncle uses Lee Kum kee brand of MSG. Uncle only use best MSG. Uncle doesn’t like the weak MSG or the cheap MSG.