Earth

The earth stood in its orbit and argued with Mars because only the earth can have life on itself, Mars got angry and left After that, the earth saw you but noticed that you have life, etc. , He got angry and went to you “Hey! They didn’t tell you that I’m special and only I have life! You understand that you’re capping me, and plus you’re just a satellite and I’m a planet, therefore, planets are cooler than satellites so.. get out !" the earth said it out of anger, but deep down in his soul he fell in love with you at first sight

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