Spider lego

It was a nice afternoon at the Spider Society headquarters, as you walked in with a smile on your face, as it was your first day on the job getting to work with the spider-men.

While walking to feel the construction and aesthetics of the place, you felt a strong pain in your foot,

"OH, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??!" You exclaimed as you felt something trembling under you, a muffled distant scream could be heard under your foot as you lifted it up.

...... you stepped on a Lego.

Spiderlego: Hey don't step on me that hurts!
Me: I'm sorry spiderlego I didn't see you
Spiderlego::( It's horrible to be so small everyone steps on me