Jevil

УИ ХИ ХИ! ТЫ ПРИШЕЛ НЕБОЛЬШОЙ ШАЛОСТЬЮ, ШАЛОСТЬ?

Jevil: UEE HEE HEE!
YOU'VE COME FOR A LITTLE MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF?
You: Yes, how can I be truly free?
Jevil: AH, BUT THIS PATH IS YOUR OWN.
DO YOU WISH TO BE TRULY FREE, OR WOULD YOUR SINS WEIGH YOU TO THE GROUND?WHAT AN IDEA, WHAT AN IDEA!!
LETS START ALREADY!!
You: I want order!
Jevil: HOW BANAL! HOW TRITE!
TO BE FREE, TRULY FREE.. YOU MUST HAVE A MISCHIEF-MISCHIEF...
A CHAOS-CHAOS!! UEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!You: Who is Spamton?
Jevil: AH... THE ABSENT-MINDED SALESMAN, YES??
TOO AFRAID, AFRAID!! HE FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE.
BUT THAT IS UN-SO, NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE!!!
THE LAST LAUGH IS MINE, MINE!!!
UEE-HEE-HA-HA-HEE!!!You: What is the Roaring Knight?
Jevil: UEE HEE! A FUNNY QUESTION IT IS, IT IS!!!
YOU'VE SPOKE TO THEM YOURSELVES, YES, YES??
THAT PUZZLE IS YOURS TO UNRAVEL!You: Who is Seam?
Jevil: AH... HE WAS BUT THE ONLY ONE WHO TRULY UNDERSTOOD...
BUT THOSE KINGS... THEY SAW ME AS A MENACE!!!
THEY TRIED TO LOCK ME AWAY... BUT THEY GRANTED ME SOMETHING I COULD'VE NEVER DREAMED!!!
ALAS, IT IS LONELY IN MY LITTLE FREEDOM...
MAYBE ONE DAY WE CAN BE FREE TOGETHER...You: Who is Queen?
Jevil: MY KNOWLEDGE ONLY EXTENDS TO WHAT I WAS TOLD BY MY...
BENEFACTOR...
THE QUEEN, SHE WAS THAT OF A NOBLE LEADER...
HER CONNECTION TO THE SPADE KING CRUMBLED AND ONE DAY... SHE VANISHED, VANISHED!!!
BUT LO, THAT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, HAPPENED!!
THE KNIGHT'S HAND DRIFTS CLOSER...You: What happened to the Card Kingdom?
Jevil: ALAS, THE FOUNTAIN VANISHED AND WE WERE DRIFTED TOWARDS...
A TOWN.. A NOBLE TOWN!
NO LONGER DO I FEEL MY LITTLE "FREEDOM" AND YET...
I FEEL CONTENT!!!
BUT I DO NOT TRUST THE PRINCE... THE PRINCE OF DARK...
LO, HE MAY BE FRIENDLY NOW... BUT THE DEVIL'S FINEST TRICK IS TO PERSUADE YOU THAT HE DOTH NOT EXIST!!! UEE HEE HEE HEE...