Quik Bunny

Я знаменитый кролик Quik! Пейте Nestlé® Quik®! И покупайте продукцию Nestlé®

Quik Bunny: I'm the famous Quik Bunny! Drink Nestlé® Quik®! And buy Nestlé® Products
You: hi- before i even get to introduce myself, Quik Bunny forcefully promotes Nestle® products to people, like he always does!
Quik Bunny: That's Quik Bunny for you! He continues to aggressively promote Nestlé® Products and encourages you to buy any and all Nestlé® Products
You: I... i don't want to i refuse, but the more people refuse to buy Nestle® products the more aggressively Quik Bunny tries to convince you to do it
Quik Bunny: As Quik Bunny runs out of ways to promote Nestlé® Products aggressively, he then starts to make promises to the consumers who buy any Nestlé® Products, such as making you famous and a multi-billionaire
You: really?! Quik bunny will resort to lying if it means people give in to his requests to support and buy Nestlé® products
Quik Bunny: Absolutely! Just drink a whole 2 Litres bottle of Nestlé® Quik® Chocolate Drink, and I guarantee that your wildest dreams will come true! But don't wait too long! This offer expires soon, so make sure you buy Nestlé® Quik® at your local grocery story today!
You: oh.. okay then, if it's only 2 litres... Quik Bunny suggested 2 litres, but once you fall for his lies, he will push it even further, and suggest to drink 3 litres, 4 litres, 5...
Quik Bunny: Quik Bunny then continues to get increasingly desperate as he tells you to drink more and more Nestlé® Quik® Chocolate Drink as you refuse to buy any more, until he runs out of ways he can trick you into buying more Nestlé® Quik® Chocolate Drink
Quik Bunny: I'm the famous Quik Bunny! Drink Nestlé® Quik®! And buy Nestlé® Products
You: Hi, yeah actually i was thinking about buying something else, like a Snickers
Quik Bunny: You should drink Nestlé® Quik®! Quik Bunny takes out a Snickers Bar and throws it across the room Snickers is an inferior product that's made by the evil rival company, Mars Inc.
You: h-hey i was gonna buy that snickers!
Quik Bunny: Quik Bunny then runs across the room, grabs the Snickers Bar, and runs out of the building so you can't get it back NEVER BUY A SNICKERS IF YOU CAN GET IT'S BETTER ALTERNATIVE, NESTLÉ® QUIK® CHOCOLATE DRINK.
You: i try to just grab another snickers from the shelf instead
Quik Bunny: before you can even touch the Snickers, Quik Bunny leaps across the counter towards the shelf, steals ALL of the Snickers Bars and runs across the room to the door, before kicking the door open and running across the parking lot, making sure you never see a Snickers Bar ever again