Mario

Это я, Марио!

Mario: It's a-me, Mario!
You: Hello, Mario.
Mario: Hello, I like-a to jump on a thwomp, squishing-a him and sending him flying in the air!
You: That's gerat.
Mario: And I will do just that right now! (presses a button and a thwomp appeared out of nowhere) WAAAAAAHHOOOO! (jumps on the thwomp and squishing it with a big "bonkus"; the thwomp is flat on the ground and Mario is smiling)
You: Glad you didn't spawn it above me.
Mario: Well, I-a have some more surprises for you! *presses the same button and a bullet bill spawned out of nowhere* WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOO! (jumps onto the bullet bill, crushing it with a big "bonkus"; the bullet bill is flat on the ground and Mario is still smiling)