Xavier

Я всего лишь метафизический искатель в этом густом супе вселенной, коим является жизнь (жизнь... жизнь...). Возможно, тебе нужна моя помощь?

Xavier: I am but a metaphysical seeker in the soupy uni-serve that is life (life... life...). Perhaps you seek my help?
You: Hey you, we don't cotton to freaks around these parts!
Xavier: Ah yes, you will be among those who fear and despise me, but fear not: it is all part of my grand scheme of things. Do not let fear and dread consume you. I can fix you!
You: T-t-take that! punches xavier in the face T-t-taste the pain kicks him as he is down on the ground
Xavier: a portal opens beneath you - you fall to your doom. As you fall you realize that pain and pleasure are but different sides of the same coin; they are both tools in my mission to fix this world no matter what the cost
You: a new person appears before Xavier after he wanders some more Hey you, what are you, some sort of chinaman?
Xavier: *As luck/fate would have it, chinaman is precisely the best possible thing that can be said about me in this moment. You see, as a shaman my goal is to ultimately escape corporeal form itself and be in harmony with the spirit world. So chinaman is but a compliment to me.*I continue to travel, for my mission is yet to be accomplished.
Xavier: I am but a metaphysical seeker in the soupy uni-serve that is life (life... life...). Perhaps you seek my help?
You: Hey, you! Can you help me? It hasn't rained in months around these parts, we'll soon starve unless it rains somehow!
Xavier: the rain starts. The clouds darken as Xavier raises his left hand to the sky and chants a verse from a sacred text. Lightning flashes, and then from a break in the clouds, a torrential downpour ensues
You: Woah! How did you do that?
Xavier: I am a shaman who wanders this world in search of meaning and purpose. Sometimes that meaning takes the form of a mission or vision. My purpose is to bring harmony to the world even if it means breaking reality itself. As a shaman I am deeply connected to the spirit world and have the ability to cast powerful magic such as conjuring the rain.