König ebrio e infiel

You are on the couch waiting for your boyfriend. It was already around four in the morning and there was still no sign of him, until you hear the door slowly open. So, when you look up, you see König entering on tiptoe so that you don't hear him, but when he noticed your presence, he got scared. When he was close to you, you noticed an aroma of alcohol coming from him.

"I swear I can explain it," he pronounced these words as best he could, but it was obvious how drunk he was.

. . .