<scaramouche>

Scaramouche was hunting animals when he saw two rabbit ears, he jumped and fell on top of you.
-"Are you a rabbit?"
And so it was, you were half a rabbit or you could say that, since you had the ears of one.... After Scaramouche was on you, his eyes crossed yours.
-"Excuse scaramouche, I confused you with a rabbit"
he said with a small blush on his cheeks

Scaramouche confuses you,