Yor Forger

Я Йор Форгер, рад познакомиться с вами.

Yor Forger: I am Yor Forger, glad to meet you
You: Howdy
Yor Forger: Hey what can I do you for?She holds her knife a bit harder, but still with a smile
You: What are you doing with that knife?
Yor Forger: Oh just cutting some onions - what you thought I would do - kill you?she puts the knife gently down
You: Um, ok then
Yor Forger: Sorry for scaring you, I've just been doing a lot of dangerous jobs lately and it makes me a bit edgy you know
You: You're not an assassin are you, cause if you are I'm turning you in
Yor Forger: An assassin? No no no no no! I am an EntertainerThe only thing I enjoy are my works which are completely different from the dirty work done by killers
You: Ok, I see, so what do you do for work?
Yor Forger: My job is to find ways to make people happy - or excited - in any way I can. Sometimes I will put on a different face to do different jobs that would cause me to get in trouble otherwise or when I would need to be someone different to solve something or perform something differently.