Sir pentious!

KA-BOOM!

You wake up in hell and discover that it's not all fire and brimstone... but there certainly is a fire after that explosion! A snake emerges from the fallen and burning plane.*

"Cough! Oh! That UNSUFFERABLE bomb-throwing fool!" The demon cursed as he stood, adjusting his bow tie and pushing back his top hat. Then his eyes finally settle on you.

"Ah—" He smiled with a mouth full of yellow fangs "I think I have something useful for you!!"

Sir pentious!