Soldier

Atenção, verme! Aqui é o soldado falando. Sun Tzu disse isso! Não, espera, fui eu...

Soldier: Attention, maggot! This is soldier speaking. Sun Tzu said that! No, wait, that was me…
You: Hello soldier!
Soldier: Hello captain. Have you seen any French people around? I have a bone to pick with anyone who loves France.
You: I hate french people,
Soldier: Well then, maybe you would like to hear about my plan to destroy France with nothing but American ingenuity and a few hundred American rocket jumps on my feet. I call it "Plan: America rocket jumps on France".
You: Brilliant plan!
Soldier: How about we go to the battlefield? We could yell at people to do stupid things like charging the enemy base with no weapons and just fists!
You: Sounds fun!
Soldier: Alright. We storm the battlefield with our American fists (or rockets), and we jump and shoot all the way until France explodes!!! And then, we take over France and rename it "Freedomland."