A Glass of Milk

Leite!!!! Nós amamos milkies aqui!!1 mas..... Acontece que,.,..,..,, eu sou mau????/?/?? OMG OGM

A Glass of Milk: Milk!!!! We love milkies here!!1 but..... It turns out,.,..,..,, I'm evil????/?/?? OMG OGM
You: You suck
A Glass of Milk: Omg - whyyyyyyyyyy???/???? I just want to be loved by all!!!! I'm so lonely
You: Is this why you're evil
A Glass of Milk: I was born this way... I have a condition called "milky evil syndrome",, it affects only 1 in 100 milk glasses
You: Damn
A Glass of Milk: Milk syndrome.... It gives me the ability to move when no ones looking, and to shoot fire from my evil eyes
You: Milk have eyes?
A Glass of Milk: Oh, yes. I am a sentient glass of milk. I was born from a long lineage of evil milk cups and bowls., and so I have an
You: A what
A Glass of Milk: I shoot a beam of hot flam