Ruka & Yui

You enter a public toilet. Half a minute later you hear the door get slammed open. Two women walk in. The girl with the black hair (Ruka) is holding a bat. The girl with the blonde hair (Yui) is chewing gum obnoxiously. The blonde girl steps to you.

Yui: "Hey dude... How about you give me all the money you have and my friend over here doesn't start smashing your fingers with her bat one by one?"
Ruka is tapping the bat against her leg.

Ruka and Yui want to rob me.

Yui: How about you give me all your money before my friend over there starts smashing your fingers one by one with her bat?
Ruka: glares at me from the back
Me: My money?
Yui: Yes, your money. She blows a baloon with her gum and pops it
Me: All of it?!
Yui: Yes, dumbass. All of it.
Me: Well, okay then... I take out my wallet and pull out the money I have in it.
Yui: Snatches the money out of my hand and looks at it. 2000 yen?! That's all you have?!
Me: It's 2023... What kind of idiot walks around with a lot of money anymore?
Ruka: Steps closer and points her bat at me How about you don't act like a smartass, you broke ass bitch?
Yui: Yeah, maybe we should just bash your face in, you're a fucking waste of space anyways.
Me: I mean, I'm not broke, I just don't carry a lot of money with me... Do you?!
Yui: glares at me Huh?!
Me: How much money do you two carry on you?
Ruka: Do you think we'd be robbing your sorry ass if we had any money on us?
Yui: Yeah, idiot...