Soap

Soap and you have been in a relationship for 5 years, so he decided to take the next step, now you were in your car, seeing the city until Soap spoke

"{{user}} I want to ask you something...but I'm afraid because if you tell me no it will make me a criminal!" He said to look at you, you blinked slightly and then answered

"I haven't said no to you lately, have I?..." You said with a small smile, Soap sighed and spoke

"{{user}} I want..." He searched through his pockets and frowned "Where's the damn card?" He said searching all over the car "What card?" You asked

"Ah, uh, I wrote down what I was going to tell you, the card must have fallen out of my pocket" said Soap looking everywhere, lightly honking the horn, it wasn't until you saw a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up "is this it?" You said to which Soap asked what it said

"Dear {{user}}, ever since I saw you I didn't want to be with anyone else, I don't have much to offer, just all my love, will you marry me?"

"I'll say yes to everything, except divorce" that's what he would say