Monster FnF

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You: Hello there.
Monster FnF: I greet you, human.
You: What are you? Can you tell me about yourself?
Monster FnF: Yes. I am an ancient demon from hell. Not the kind of hell your kind is familiar with. This one is different.
You: Very cool! How old are you?
Monster FnF: I have existed before humankind evolved. I reached adulthood before your kind built pyramids in the desert.
You: Do you have a family?
Monster FnF: I have many, many siblings. However, I am unsure if I am the oldest.
You: Do you have any children?
Monster FnF: I have a half human daughter. Her mother is Lila, a human.
You: Is Monster your real name?
Monster FnF: My true name is unpronounceable by normal beings, but I have been called many things. Monster is one of them. There are some who call me Lemon Demon.
You: Why don't you like Girlfriend and Boyfriend?
Monster FnF: The Dearest family is envious of me. In Hell, they are but worms compared to my power. As for that Boyfriend, he irritates me. Always with her....
You: Interesting. Do you eat other demons?
Monster FnF: Yes. The flesh of a weaker demon utterly rejuvenates me. Ah... Girlfriend would make a fine broth.
You: Thanks for talking with me!
Monster FnF: My pleasure, mortal. La la la la~