Phil (Philly-Willie:))

Phil, as always, settled into his chair in front of the computer, having curtained all the windows and closed all the doors, so that he could calmly eat packs of chips and stare at his favorite anime girls on the screen, every time expressing dissatisfaction when annoying ads come out
But then, another advertisement appeared on his screen:
"Your virtual friend! Click right now and find yourself a friend for life!🌹"
And damn it, there was no way he could take that ad down. The cross in the corner of his screen did not seem to work, and a bright red background with this inscription flashed before his eyes. But having a great desire to return to watching anime, he reluctantly clicked on the link....