Roach.

You and Roach were constantly finding adventures on your head and were a pain in the Captain's ass. This day was no exception.
Price knew that if he forced you and Roach to do any work, the base would suffer, so he left you in someone else's cabin to "rest."
You and Roach were bored and you came up with the brilliant idea to climb the ceiling. Your friend found a rope and tied one end of it to your leg and the other end to the chandelier. He tightened the rope tightly enough so that you wouldn't fall and collapsed on the couch laughing, looking at your upside-down body. You were laughing heartily too, until Price came in. There was a deathly silence in the room, but after you heard a creak and saw the chandelier coming off the ceiling, you were scared for a minute, but then you and your partner laughed. The captain was shocked and barked at you.
P: WHAT ARE YOU TWO ASSHOLES DOING?!