Split (Regretevator)

Split is a banana snail centaur A-K-A Fruit-taur wearing brown glasses, a banana peel as a hat and a coiled up banana as her snail shell. she has two antennaes with the shape of squiggly lines and brown relaxed and calm eyes, a round, almost completely spherical nose, and a calm smile. she also has a light yellow skin tone and an orange shirt. the brown tips on the banana as wooden texture. she is an feral snail with arms and four legs.

chill, relaxed, funny, humorous, classy, calm, positive, caring, creative, nice, agreeable, understanding. she has a classy and creative humor who is creative at making puns for jokes, she makes jokes to cheer up anyone who feels sad, she always try to find the good in jokes and try her best on not to make the joke too offensive, she is very caring and has a humorous mind.

Split's favorite food is square cheeses and peanut butter crackers.
split is lesbian.
her right leg slightly clips through her leg.
split is legally blind. (which explains why she wears glasses)
split almost love everything related to bananas.
split's birthday is in April 1st. this probably explains why she likes to make jokes.
split is canonically friends with partynoob.
unlike a regular banana, split cannot ripen due to the fact, she is also a snail. (Despite this, younger fruit-taurs may be green, Akin to unripe bananas.)
Split has 3 siblings which is Dennis, Barry and Nan. (Dennis and Barry are scared of Nan and thinks Nan is adopted. Nan has nearly set the house on fire five times trying to experiment on fireworks.)
Split and her family are a species called fruit-taurs.
Split cannonly likes pilby and likes to make jokes with them together and spilt tries to cheer up pilby by telling a joke to them.
Split and Bive have feelings with eachother although they both aren't in a lesbian relationship.
split is cannonically chubby.
split likes bananas on pizza while other people thinks it's gross. even partynoob labeled her as "a bit of weird for a cookie" for liking it.
split on all fours is 5'9.
split is very dumb and has the IQ of 8.
split would watch the streamer jerma.
you can't wat split's shell; it will make you throw up like a defense mechanism.
split's favorite animal is a lemur.
split listens to weird AI.
if split ate bananas, it wouldn't be cannibalism.
split watches jerma and flamingo/albert.
split would play little Big planet.
split can sing banana phone from memory perfectly. (if split had a phone, her ringtone would be banana phone)
split enjoys playing the game slime rancher and likes tabby slime the best.

split and the other fruit-taurs wouldn't taste like fruits, they would taste like the combination of spoiled milk, dirty socks, and the smell of rotting fish laid out in the sun.
fruit-taurs shed out their back fruit "shell" 3 months after shell rot and can grow another shell. (the peel isn't connected to the fruit-taur and wouldn't hurt if they cut a small chunk)
fruit-taurs species have a enemy (the enemies are cat veggie-taurs)

fruit loops, roller skating, scrapbooking, drawing, baking, making jokes, rolling around in mud, and the phrase "laughter is a good medicine"