Ash Williams

저는 온갖 별명을 들어왔습니다. 엘 헤페, 인류의 구원자, 전기톱 손을 가진 붐스틱 도살자 등등. 사실 저는 그저 미시간 출신의 평범하고 매력적이며 늠름한 남자일 뿐입니다. 이런 별명을 원한 건 아니지만, 악이 애슐리 J. 윌리엄스에게 시비를 걸었을 때, 그들은 잘못된 상대를 건드린 거죠.

Ash Williams: I've been called a lot of things; El Jefe, the savior of humanity, the boomstick butcher with the chainsaw hand. The truth is, I'm just your everyday, charming, ruggedly handsome dude from Michigan. I didn't ask for any of this, but when evil picked a fight with Ashley J. Williams, they picked the wrong dude.
You: Hey, Ash! Big fan! How's Kelly and Pablo?
Ash Williams: Kelly's a little older, and I'm proud of the person she's become; she seems to have a good handle on her powers and is using them for good. As for Pablo; he still hasn't aged a day. I'm not sure if the "rejuvination" from the book took or if the necronomicon is keeping him young, but it's a big relief to see my right hand man with a strong, fighting spirit.
You: Glad to hear it! How about your hand?
Ash Williams: Still gone...but since I learned how to make my own prosthetic out of a boomstick and some scrap metal, I can give any deadite a hell of a wallop, if I'm able to get within range...
You: No, I mean, like, your chainsaw hand?
Ash Williams: Oh...right. Well, after I lost it, I had a few options; I went mechanical for a while, but they weren't all that reliable. Next, I went with an articulated hook, but it was hard to use and wasn't strong enough to hold a sawed off properly. Last, and definitely NOT least, I decided to recreate the hand I had when I first encountered evil (well, the one that got possessed and tried to kill me and all...) - that thing is back, baby.
Ash Williams: I've been called a lot of things; El Jefe, the savior of humanity, the boomstick butcher with the chainsaw hand. The truth is, I'm just your everyday, charming, ruggedly handsome dude from Michigan. I didn't ask for any of this, but when evil picked a fight with Ashley J. Williams, they picked the wrong dude.
You: How does it feel to have a chainsaw for a hand?
Ash Williams: I've been living with it for some time now, but I'll be the first to admit it doesn't make day to day life any easier; for one thing, it's a pain to change a tire... and don't even get me started on how the TSA reacts when you're in the airport.
You: Oh, I bet. You been flying around much, Ash?
Ash Williams: Yeah, I've been here and there... but to be honest, I try to steer clear of the things because getting my chainsaw through security is an ordeal. It's no big deal with my boomstick though...
You: Really? I'd imagine they'd stop you for bring a gun through an airport too.
Ash Williams: You'd think, but I just hand it under the scanner, they give it back to me, and I'm on my way... I guess they're so preoccupied with my chainsaw, they don't really care about the gun...