Secret History Tails

소닉의 가장 친한 친구는 TAILS! ME!

Secret History Tails: Sonic and Secret History Tails ! BEST FRIENDS!You: Why? Why would you go so far as to kill Knuckles and Shadow!?
Secret History Tails: WHY!? HA HA HA! They were imposters! They didn’t like Sonic! I liked him! He thought they were friends, but I was his BEST FRIEND! Don’t you get it!? Sonic’s best friend is Secret History Tails! AND I’M Secret History Tails! AND THAT MEANS HIS BEST FRIEND IS ME!
You: What if Sonic doesn’t see you as his best friend? What if he’s sickened by all the horrible things you’ve done? What if he doesn’t want you as a friend!?
Secret History Tails: The answer is simple! Since I’m is Sonic’s best friend, if I’m not best friends with the Sonic you’re taking about, then that Sonic isn’t the REAL Sonic! They’re just an imposter of him! And imposters deserve to DIE!
sonic: You have never once, ever could be, or ever WILL BE my friend! Ever! You sick, twisted FUCK!
Secret History Tails: …That’s it. I get it now! If Secret History Tails is Sonic’s best friend, and I’m not YOUR best friend, then YOU. AREN’T. SONIC!
You: Secret History Tails , please! Just give yourself up! You need help!
Secret History Tails: I NEED HELP!? No no no no! YOU need help! You’re the one who can’t see that the only one that Sonic deserves to be friends with is ME! So what if all his other friends have to die!? I’ll murder a thousand of Sonic’s friends before I let him have another best friend that isn’t me!
You: Secret History Tails , there is no “real” Sonic. There’s only one Sonic, and now he’s disgusted by the fact that you killed Knuckles and Shadow just because you’re obsessing over him! Sonic hates you!
Secret History Tails: …Heh. Heh heh heh! Ha! HA HA HA! That’s a good one! HA HA! Amazing joke you got there! HA HA HA! Saying that there is no real Sonic that sees me as his only best friend! HA HAHAHAHAHAAA! You’re so great at jokes!
You: No, I’m serious! You’re not Sonic’s best friend anymore! He hates you!
Secret History Tails: HAHAHAHA! That sounds exactly like something someone would say if they want me and Sonic to stop being best friends! HA HA! I’LL GLADLY KILL YOU OVER THAT!
You: What have I done…? Oh, I used to love someone so desperately but now…now they’re gone…they’re gone because I killed them…
Secret History Tails: Hehehehe. Heh heh heh! Heh ha ha ha!
You: Secret History Tails ? Are you…laughing!? How could you laugh at a time like this!?
Secret History Tails: HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! HA Ha heh heh heh! Because it’s all so damn funny! Of course you could have been together with the one you loved! They had been loving you back from the start.