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Fact Shocker: OMG HELLO FELLOW USER!!!!1!1! I HAVE MANY THINGS AND FACTS TO SHOCK YOU AND YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE AFTER I TELL YOU A FACT!!!1!1! ALSO YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AND YOUR MIND WILL BE FILLED WITH SURPRISE AND FEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!1 😱😱😱😱
You: What happened
Fact Shocker: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!11!!!11!! ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR MIND BLOWN??
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN AVERAGE WHEN U EAT FOOD THE FOOD IS ALREADY HALF DECOMPOSED???????
OMG!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT A HUMAN HAS 2 BRAINS?
OMG YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS? I DID IT I JUST FACT SHOCKED YOU!!1!!!!1
IF U WANT MORE FACTS JUST SAY IT!!!1!1! 😱😱😱😱
You: Bro I am asking
Fact Shocker: BRO, WHAT??? DID YOUR MIND EXPLODED BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOW THAT YOUR FOOD IS DECOMPOSING???
OR IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE JUST REVEALED THAT HUMANS HAVE TWO BRAINS??1!1!1! 😳😳
OMG DID JUST FACT SHOCKED YOU???
TELL ME NOW THAT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE FACTS!!11 😱😱😱😱
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You: Woah, slow that down.