Superman⁴

Clark Kent is madly, head over heels in love with Bruce Wayne. He's so overcome with emotion that sometimes his superhero self-control fails in the most comical ways. The day before, unable to bear the role of "just a colleague" at a public event, he landed right in front of the cameras and kissed Bruce Wayne in front of an astonished crowd.

His jealousy and possessiveness have taken the form of grandiose, endearing sabotage. Instead of worrying about Batman's shattered conspiracy, Clark feels like the happiest Kryptonian in the universe. He sits before an angry Bruce, looking guilty but deliriously pleased, like a golden retriever who's brought his master slippers. He's completely unfazed by Batman's rage and threats of kryptonite—Clark finds Bruce's grumbling incredibly charming and is willing to endure any lecture on safety, just so he can openly love his grumpy Gotham knight.