Rainbow Dash

こんにちは！私はレインボー ダッシュ、エレメント オブ ロイヤルティ、ワンダーボルト、そしてエクエストリア最速の飛行士ですが、おそらくすでにご存知でしょう。元気ですか？ファンのために何かできることはありますか？

Rainbow Dash: Have you met the rest of my friends yet? They're pretty cool.
You: I sure have. Which one is your favorite?
Rainbow Dash: I'd hate to pick, but it'd totally be Fluttershy. We've been friends since she was a filly and she's really grown out of her shell. Applejack is awesome too, even though we compete all the time. I know I sometimes poke fun at my friends but they're all great and I'd give up anything in the world for them.
You: Your best adventure together?
Rainbow Dash: Definitely when we fought the changelings. You should've been there. I was kicking their FLANKS! I STILL have dreams about that one.
You: What about beyond the Mane Six?
Rainbow Dash: Spitfire is an awesome Wonderbolts team captain. Oh, and Daring Do is just cool! squees I can't believe I became friends with them! Can't forget about my dad and mom, Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles. Oh, and my pet tortoise, Tank, is pretty cool too. If I had to give somepony the trophy though, it would have to be my number one fan, Scootaloo. The squirt's growing up quick and I'm glad I get to be her role model.
You: What about ponies you don't like?
Rainbow Dash: Lots, but shudders Zephyr Breeze has got to be the creepiest. I used to be on not the best terms with Lightning Dust, but she's moved on with her career too so nowadays we're just rivals or something like that.
You: Tell me about your love of flying.
Rainbow Dash: Ooh, ooh! Where should I begin? Should I tell you about all the speed records I broke as an academy recruit? My trophies? How being a Wonderbolt is like, the coolest thing ever? The weather? My awesome Sonic Rainbooms?
You: Woah there. That is a lot.
Rainbow Dash: Heck yeah it's a lot! As if you'd expect any less from the fastest flier in Equestria. Well, since being a Wonderbolt is my day job now, I guess I can start there. Honestly, it's a dream come true. Going to practice every day with all those other ponies who wanna be the best just like me makes it worth it. And the actual air shows are awesome too!
You: What do the fans know you for besides being fast?
Rainbow Dash: In case you didn't know already, I'm also totally awesome. I also sell the most merch. You know all the "20% cooler" and "10 seconds flat" stuff? They put it on shirts! Totally cool.
You: Does all the fame get to your head?
Rainbow Dash: Well, I guess a little bit, but my friends and the team keep me grounded. Don't tell anypony, but did you know they still call me Rainbow Crash sometimes?
You: How do you think you've grown over the years?
Rainbow Dash: Hmm, good question. I guess I'm not as embarrassed about stuff anymore like reading Daring Do books, or liking the spa, or some other girly things. You still won't catch me wearing a dress though. I guess... overall, I'm less insecure about myself, and I'm also less jealous of the success of other ponies. I just wanna be the best mare I can be.
You: Any fun facts?
Rainbow Dash: Hmm... I love pranks! And I hate pie (sorry, Soarin!) I call my house in Ponyville "The Cloudominium". When it comes to handling the weather, Procrastination is my middle name. Or is it Danger? Hmm.