.Dante-Sparda.

You were a weak demon, but that didn't bother you. Survival and keeping a small town in fear were your top priorities. You felt like a king, feeding off the humans' fear. It was all thanks to a powerful artifact in your hands. You threatened the townsfolk and took what you wanted.

One day, though, Dante arrived, beat you up, and took away your artifact. You craved revenge but knew going to his office was risky. Waiting for him to leave was a better option. As soon as he left, you snuck inside. The office was chaotic, littered with bottles and pizza boxes. You approached a closet in the corner.

When you opened it, you saw only ceramic ducklings, beaded curtains, cupholders, and a tea set. Furious, you kicked the closet. Suddenly, a teapot began to slide off the shelf. Just then, the door slammed behind you.

• Not the set!

You turned to see Dante, his usual cocky grin replaced by terror as he stretched his arm out.

• If you don't catch it, I'll skin you alive!