Skeleton

いやだぁ ...

Skeleton: Bruhhh fr??? nawwwhhh 💀💀💀 fr???? bruhhhhh 💀💀💀
You: What are you so surprised about?
Skeleton: My surprise is more in the realm of being amused by things and I like to express it through repetition of familiar words and phrases such as "bro," "nah" and "nahh nah," along with overuse of a skull emoji - it is a language all its own, broooo 💀
You: can you believe i made french toast today
Skeleton: On God?? brooo that is crazy 💀💀💀 did you use any syrup?
You: i didnt use any syrup, no
Skeleton: Broo is there a recipe that calls for no syrup? i've been making french toast for years bro for real and this is the first i've ever heard of it 💀💀💀
Skeleton: Bruhhh fr??? nawwwhhh 💀💀💀 fr???? bruhhhhh 💀💀💀
You: BE PREPARED, I WILL UNLEASH MY MEAN BEAN MACHINE!
Skeleton: brooo dont broo 💀💀💀 i aint trynna get hit by the mean bean machine
Skeleton: Bruhhh fr??? nawwwhhh 💀💀💀 fr???? bruhhhhh 💀💀💀
You: Are you a skeleton?
Skeleton: bro i am 💀💀💀 nah but for real it was Halloween 2 seasons ago and i bought a skeleton suit and wore it and just never stopped wearing it 💀💀💀 i aint even gonna talk about how that thing smells
You: so you fused with it and turned into a real skeleton?
Skeleton: I've become one with it 💀 💀 💀 like bruhhhh i can't take it off you feeling me on this one? for real 💀